Dear Verizon: Go. To. Hell.
All the funny Michael Bay ads in the world wouldn’t make up for this. “We’ll help you find your daughter over her dead body. What’s that? Oh, here you go, then.” –LBD “Nytetrayn” David OxfordDavid Oxford, or “LBD ‘Nytetrayn’,” as he is sometimes also known, is a freelance writer of many varied interests who resides […]
David Oxford
September 17, 2008
All the funny Michael Bay ads in the world wouldn’t make up for this.
“We’ll help you find your daughter over her dead body. What’s that? Oh, here you go, then.”
–LBD “Nytetrayn”
David Oxford, or “LBD ‘Nytetrayn’,” as he is sometimes also known, is a freelance writer of many varied interests who resides in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. If you’re interested in hiring him, please drop him a line at david.oxford (at) nyteworks.net.
For a full list of places to find him online, click here.
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