Heh.

In memory of Don Adams, a real bit from his time on Get Smart:

Agent 99: Oh Max, you’re so brave. You’re going to get a medal for this.
Maxwell Smart: There’s something more important than medals, 99.
Agent 99: What?
Maxwell Smart: It’s after six. I get overtime.

And one from Vulgaris Prime at The Allspark:

“It’s all right, I’m up in Heaven partying with Jesus!”
“I find that hard to believe.”
“Would you believe I’m chatting with St. Peter while waiting to be reincarnated?”
“That seems like a stretch.”
“…would you believe I’m stuck haunting a Starbucks?”

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