Explaining a Film Plot Badly

Not too long ago, there was a hashtag trending on Twitter: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. Inspiration immediately struck, and I contributed several of my own.

Sadly, none of them made it into Smosh’s 29 Best Tweets From the #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hashtag. This disappointed me, but then I thought “hey, I have my own website. If nothing else, I can preserve them for posterity there, and maybe share them with a new audience as well!”

So here we go!

Dude goes back in time to take his mom to her high school dance where she nearly gets raped. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/wBJfO4qTr6

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly RoboJesus dies, but is brought back by sock sand so he can rip the face off RoboJudas. pic.twitter.com/UtXipAqcEB

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bros go down hole to Wonderland,make wrong turn,end up @ intersection of JurPark&BladeRunner. pic.twitter.com/rpZ5dWbdCA

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Teenager shirks his responsibilities, but quickly learns to overcompensate. pic.twitter.com/zlrUXzkE5O

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly G.I. Joe's first live-action film. pic.twitter.com/yEodF1XN0c

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 13, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A pile of snot kicks everyone's ass til they decide "screw it" and just knee him in the junk. pic.twitter.com/apDKX6T1nc

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly https://t.co/JCPDSoIuOb pic.twitter.com/FpfW0KzQVC

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

Actually, that might have explained it too well.

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

If you spend enough time trying to appease bullies,bigots,& racists, they'll still hate you. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/mV8c8khJUO

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly You're never truly by yourself in your bedroom until you leave for college. pic.twitter.com/xpFVabphDU

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An old man is too afraid to let go because if he does, he will fall. pic.twitter.com/imWA39OQfo

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly China likes dinosaurs, right? Well, what if they're robots with other robots riding them? pic.twitter.com/9dmdIOY3ib

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

F*** Cyclops, f*** Warner Bros. f*** mutants, f*** Marvel, and f*** you. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/y87z7eCaEC

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly TheFreshPrince welcomes alien visitors to Earth as they hit all of the hottest tourist spots. pic.twitter.com/0ByR0nkRf9

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Leonardo DiCaprio wins a ticket for a lifetime cruise. pic.twitter.com/YlD5gNmiHt

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tony Stark proves that he doesn't need to have his IronMan armor to be a hero, just his mind. pic.twitter.com/539X5v5sy9

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tony Stark proves that he doesn't need to have his IronMan armor to be a hero, just his mind. pic.twitter.com/A6SxY9GMaU

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

No one wanted to put glasses on for a movie then, either, despite Roddy Piper's insistence. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/t1aTI5mJ05

— David Oxford (@LBD_Nytetrayn) December 14, 2015

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