It must really, really suck to be Dracula. You wake up after a hundred-year rest, and not five minutes later, there’s a damn Belmont knocking at your door.

Kajetokun’s (the “Over 9000″ and “Guts Man’s Ass” guy, among others) latest has quite a bit of language going on, so be careful if you’re reading this from work or the family room or whatever. But it’s pretty funny, just the same.

–LBD “Nytetrayn”