Wow. Can you imagine anything more humiliating?

On the upside, it seems unlikely that anyone would be hassled by their peers locally, unless they’re either really tall, or just… you know. 8 years old.

But on a national level…?

Funny that it’s only a $25 fine… if they’re that serious about this, then shouldn’t a child’s life be worth more than $25?

Plus: Check out the pic of the doc. Is that a face you would trust?

–LBD “Nytetrayn”