Dear Nintendo,

I am enjoying Mario Kart Wii, and would like to know when I might be able to purchase the full version.


–LBD “Nytetrayn”

Seriously, there is NO WAY I’m ever going to get all of these unlockables. That saves for this game and Super Smash Bros. Brawl cannot be moved to SD card for no given nor good reason (ergo, I can’t get any help here, either) does not help, and is rather disconcerting. I’ve unlocked all the characters and stages for Brawl, unlike Melee, but that was quite a bit of time. If anything happens to the stuff I’ve unlocked because I’m not able to make backup data, there will be hell. I did it once, and I have no earthly intention of ever doing it again unless it’s a new title.

Seriously, what the fuck? Is a pirate going to reverse engineer the entire fucking game if I happen to do something with the save data online? Give me a break.

The lack of ROB in this title, while unfortunate, at least means that the pain I held for so long with the DS title will not be had here.

–LBD “Nytetrayn”